About Me

Eventually …

I’ll have more content to put here

Until then, please enjoy this cat lorem ipsum:

Nap all day cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything but kitty poochy. Sleep on keyboard toy mouse squeak roll over. Mesmerizing birds. Poop on grasses licks paws destroy couch intently sniff hand. The dog smells bad gnaw the corn cob.

Short

As in I’m two inches shorter than the average woman. Please don’t use me for an armrest, your pits stink.

Canadian

According to Southpark, I have a floppy head. I can confirm this. For a few years, I had to wear rubber bands around my braces to keep my head from flopping too much.

Redhead

Southpark reference again, I’m a soulless vampire, so watch yo’ self